TBC

*Smiles in a sheepish manner and hesitantly taps at the neglected keyboard*

Once again I apologise sincerely for my utterly unforgivable long absense.

If you want my complete honesty, then my lack of posts has mainly been due to...

Dear Lord, I don't want to type this...

LAZINESS!!!!!

Yes, although I hate to admit it, I have succeeded in doing naff all for the past week or so. I have experienced the life of the slovenly and unemployed. If it hadn't have been due to induction, everday would have consisted of this:

• Wake up
• Eat breakfast
• Go back to sleep
• Have some form of muller yoghurt product
• Watch a film
• Return to the depths of my darling duvet

Urrrrrrrrgh - absolutely appalling, don't you think?

Anywhooooo.....

Life is more exciting now!! Just the otherday, I was gifted an orgasmic present. One which requires a little sucking as foreplay. One which must be fingered, firmly but gently. One which requires a little lube to prevent damage when screwing. And the best part, ohh the best part..... is when you give it a good old blow.

;)

:P

:O

Noooooo noo noooo no NO! Shame on you for envisioning something rather X rated!! You dirty pervert...

It's an OBOE! (And a very good one at that) I will happily declare my undying love for such a wonderful instrument right here on the net. I am not ashamed! In fact it deserves a name.... any suggestions???

As it's been sixthform induction this week, I've been contemplating possible career ideas. Of course there's the usual, slightly dull ones : curator, historian, journalist.... Blah blah blah... total meh.

However, I have managed to come to the conclusion that the best job in the world must be:

Erotic novelist

I bullshit you not!

I would happily sign my life away to Mills & Boon if I would be paid good moneys to write:

His weathered palms gently caressed her plump breasts, his fingertips focussed on her....

Or

She used her tongue to torment and tease his already engorged...

Life would be so simple. Plus you could feel happy in the knowledge that your work literally brings pleasure to many a sex starved singleton and unhappy housewife across the country.

You would receive more respect and appreciation than Bob Geldof!

I wonder how you get into such an industry, in fact I might look it up. On second thought, no, maybe that would leave me scarred....

Ahem.

Well.

Errrr...

Now that I've shared that with you, how should I continue?

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Ugly Betty!! Yes, everyone loves Ugly Betty!!!! Loving the Wilhelmina/Betty crossover thing, I laughed so hard, I might have wet myself a little... However, I was slightly disturbed by what happened to our lovely Scottish friend at the end of the last episode. STAY WITH US CHRISTINA!!!!

Oh dear - I have just realised that Wilhelmina is probably a name taken from the German Kaiser Wilhelm II (he was a sort of right wing dictator in WW1 ). Either that or it literally translates to 'protector', however, I think the former is way more suitable for the character at hand.

After just looking up and rereading that, I have truly realised what a geek I must seem.

Well...

I AM A GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

(And that is not about to change, my dearies)

A Bientot!!!!