Yes... yes I am a retard

This is not good.
This is sooo not good that I may even classify it as..... bad.

A couple of days ago, my clumsy self succeeded in committing manslaughter.
My pooooor poor laptop is now lying, dejected and lifeless at a neighbours house, with little hope of repair.

No longer shall it whirr in protest to the heat.
No longer shall it fail to connect to my camera.
No longer shall it find lame excuses as to why Facebook is not available.

Ok.. So maybe it was technological rubbish, but it was my one and only link to cyberspace! And now, I've killed it. Killed it dead.

Actually, looking back - maybe it wasn't my fault....
Did it fall off the bed?
Did it jump?
Or was it pushed?

Urrrrrrrrrgh!! 'Tis so annoying!!
Yes, lack of laptop is bad. But more the fact that it is only a teensy problem that has left it comatosed. Just a tiny little malfunction in the little connnection thingy on the side and it is rendered useless. It's the equivalent of someone dying from an ingrown toenail!

What makes it worse is that I have no money for a new one or even the repair of this one.

:'(

^ See this face?

That's how lappy and I feel right now (although I'm not sure whether it was advanced enough to have emotions. Wouldn't it be odd if computers did though? I can imagine them getting frightfully upset when you click the 'remind me later' option on updates, or finding themselves deeply attracted to the printer or laminator. Oh. My. God! Red Dwarf... ((if you've watched it, think of Kryten and all the appliances......(((Toaster!))))) That would be pretty cool actually.....)

Teeeheeeee, I must go geek out in front of tacky sci fi comedies now to cheer myself up a wee bit.

ANYWAY!
I apologise in advance for the severe lack of posts and comments that you'll get from me for the next couple of weeks whilst all this computer business is sorted. Unfortunately the PC I'm on now is utter shite, has a grubby keyboard and takes hours and hours to load, so I'm going to have to be pretty darn board to resort to using it.

Hopefully all will be sorted A.Q.A.P.
AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE!

Pray for laptop?
Love you all.