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So, when I said that I would return to blogging in September, I may have lied just a teensy little bit. But now I have so many different ways of blogging, I really have no excuse not to – darn technological evolution!!!
Gah… So much has happened since I last tapped to you that I really have no clue as to where to start.
Umm. Err..
*Gazes around sheepishly awaiting some form of "Awkward Turtle" movement to pulsate out of the screen*
NIPPLES!
Why do men have nipples then? That seems a vaguely appropriate question to blog about J
Is it a genetic error? Or did guys once have the ability to lactate? Who knows? In fact, I may Google this most frightfully intriguing query.
*taptaptaptaptaptapsnorttap*
Ha! It was actually the first suggestion on the list when I typed in 'Why do men…' - OBVIOUSLY I'm not the only one curious!
*taptaptaptap…tap*
"The answer is that as embryos men and women have similar tissues and body parts. If anything the embryo follows a 'female template'. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculinises the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles. Because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay!"
SO… men begin life basically as women XD SUCK ON THAT!!!!!!
Also,Male Breasts Can Produce Milk! This amused me…
All this talk of male breasts reminds me of my GCSE English coursework aka 'MOOB'. Yes, dear readers, my coursework was a story about a guy who owned an ample pair of man boobs and was reminded of this in all his adventures. My English teacher was… bemused by it to say the least. Got an A star though!
Anyway, other answers provided were:
- FOR WOMEN TO PLAY WITH.
- The left one changes the station while the right one controls volume
- So they don't look weird in beachwear...
There is also a website and book, for anyone with a twisted obsession with those pink, manly nubs.
http://www.whydomenhavenipples.com/
Muahahaaa!! Dais is back J
Well, my own personal little life isn't too awful right now. Utterly fed up of the smelly shite that entitles itself 'Homework', but meh! What can I do about it? Apparently at a level you can't feed it to the dog/chicken/small child no more.
ANYWHO! I must bow and exult as there is so much work that I promised myself I would do tonight that is still hibernating in my pen stained school bag.
Niiiiiiiiighty night dear followers!
boo maths homework (N)
ReplyDeletebut waheyyy i knew the nipple thing already... from big brother? it was good for something XD
I missed this blog more than I missed Berry Blend smoothies. Ahhh, only you could delve so deep into the question of nipples.
ReplyDeleteAnd I, like Rhian, was aware of my feminine origins. The p***** actually splits from the v*******. Cute.
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DID YOU KNOW.
ReplyDeleteThat women are actually the superior race due to men having nipples ;) something I shall never forget..
YOUR BLOG'S BACK !!
I think your ill but meh, I DON'NAE CARE !!
I've come over all Scottish, it's the swine flu.
Love you fartface. <3
Great to have you back to the world of blogging! And also, I genuinely did not know about the man-nipple thing... wowzers, you've educated me XD although the comment above does REEK of sexism.. as the new head of the masculinist movement I resent this deeply.
ReplyDeletePEACE OUT
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HEYYY !!
ReplyDeleteI'm not that sexist.. much. (if the comment was aimed at me..)
in fact I find men rather agreeable when they are non of the following, fucktards, workaholics, sexaholics, perverts, whores, general pricks or just basically mean (:
obviously they can't get it all right, so I just pick the ones with the least faults. Ha. I lie, I make crap choices xD
'Tis all a farce :D men and women go together like fire and wood (:
Goodnight all
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