I am unwritten

I have not laid eyes on this blog in such a long time it's unreal :'(

And after this I doubt there'll be a major amount of tap tap tapping till the good ol' festivities! But whatever, howdy, heylo, yes mate. I am here now and I am all yours...

ANYWHO

Life?

Life is bizarre right now; I feel like everything is passing me by in a conglomeration of swirling textbooks and crayons. I blink and I miss several weeks worth of nonsensical, irrelevent chatter and find myself bemused and unhinged.
Maybe it's just me?

It's all starting to look up Up UP though! ^______^
Reg and I are planning on making a baby...
We shall MERGE into one!
(And this time, not physically o.O)
Yes, we plan on leaking out our creative juices and swilling them round and round until...

OUR MOST GLORIOUS ORGASMICALLY WONDERFUL EXUBERANT AND SLIGHTLY WHORISH NOVEL IS BORN!

There is no doubt that it will be the most awesome entity since the Futch.
And the Futch is pretty darn awesome, pointless* yet awesome.

It will fund our many addictions...

Ah well, short post but I'm bored now and need to get back to the artistic jizz that is my sketch book ^_^

NAANIIIIIGHT!

*I'm sure one day we shall discover the meaning of the Futch. We must not give up hope! I BELIEVE IN FUTCH DAMNIT!!