Je ne suis pas mort pourtant!!!!

Ah, yes, I have returned to the depths of blogspot after a blip in time and space caused me to be temporarily absent.

That and revision...

Consequently, I have spent an awful lot of time moping and complaining on facebook about that.
And as a result of all this internet exposure, I developed an addiction.

Hi, ..er... everyone, m-m-my name is ..um.. Dais, and I have an... addiction to..
*deep intake of breath*
... tetris.
(those present at this imaginary meeting are clapping sympathetically)...

Oh the joys of tetris! No posh graphics, no complicated plot and no need to worry that it will morph your mind into that of Hannibal Lecters. Just bricks. Colourful, misshapen bricks that fall steadily from the sky, ready to be sorted into lines and evaporated. Ahhh... delightful!

Today has been the end of an era for Roz and myself. Today was the last we ever spent doing history in the same room. I can't say I wasn't glad for the history exam to have finished (the revision for that was a total byatch!) but it saddens me a little to know that we shall never be able to giggle at Stefaniak babes again. Our future hopes of history together have been cruelly crushed by the major pile of merde that is JC.

I received a phonecall from the darling school a couple of days ago with appalling news.

'We're sorry, but despite the fact we told you everything was fine and dandy and that there could not possibly be any problems at all in the entirety of time and space, there has been a tiny woopsie with your options.
That is, you can't have them.'

Well, I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.
THEY HAD IT COMING..THEY HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG.....

Hmm.... minor lapse into cell block tango!

But I was not impressed. After all this time, only now do they figure it out that there is an issue. Why not tell me sooner? Because they are stupid, pathetic excuses for people. End of.

Sooooo... now I have to go to a different sixth form!
Exciting!!!!!!
But tragic, as I will miss so many people whom I love so much. Especially Roz!! It's just going to be utterly bizarre doing history without her. (Although we have a blackberry plan.....)

Well, guess that about sums up the recent goings on! I shall not bore you with tales of exams and whatnot - nobody really cares about that to be honest.

And

now, I shall go and concentrate on biology.

To infinity and beyoooooooooond!!!!!