Revision or ramblings....

Revision and exams should be obsolete in this day and age.
Gcses have been rendered totally irrelevant due to the beautiful existence of the internet!
You certainly do not need to memorise the names and dates of historic battles when you could simply type the query into google and receive 14,345,693 search results in 0.13 seconds.
So why should teenagers have their youth and vitality leeched from them by crusty exam boards?
Instead of soaking up seemingly pointless facts, the young of today should be taught skills. Trades, arts, logic! Teachers should focus on nurturing talent instead of ramming useless knowledge into our unresponsive craniums. Yet, for some reason, they still insist that it is vital for us to remember just how many moles Hitler posessed on his remaining right testicle.*
And yes, Hitler did only have the one. The left was blown off in the Battle of the Somme.
You see! There it is again! Pointless piddly pockets of information that can only ever be of use while playing along with QI or University Challenge. (As a self proclaiming geek, I confess to both acts of dorkdom :) )
Well... I guess I'm just bitter! And I apologise about how this has blatantly transformed into a rambling criticism.
I seriously ought to return to the conglomerate of history notes that await me on my bed. For any other girl there would be a hot boyfriend waiting for them, but for me? Textbooks. Says it all.
You know, maybe I'm just tetchy because I'm not getting any...
Aahhh, you see, this is what they do not teach you at school. This is where they are all going hideously wrong!
There should be classes in 'The Art of Seduction' and, for the more mature students, courses in the 'Karma Sutra'. The meaning of life has never been 42.... it's to create more life! So, why are we not taught the best way of going about it?
And pleasure. You only live once, for goodness sake, so stop being so darn embarassed about enjoying yourself. I would giggle so much if they taught w*nking tips at school.... or lectures on 'How to give good head' and 'Where the hecky is my clitoris?'
People should be more open about there sex lives.
I have just realised how explicitly off topic my supposedly innocent rant about revision appears to have become. Ah well... I don't care!! It's obviously something I want to tap about :)
Maybe it's just the British who are so incredibly introverted.
You can hardly imagine the Queen giving any juicy details about the rumpy pumpy between her and the hubby.
'After one retires to ones bedroom having enjoyed a simply charming afternoon tea in the parlour, one reaches one's climax rather swiftly. However, if Prince Philip attempts anymore of his frivolous 'games', one will not be amused.'
On second thoughts, that is far too disturbing. Too many wrinkles. Ew.

I have no idea if it is possible to conclude these musings simply. So I won't.
Pahaa - it's irrelevent to everything but I'll post it anyway. I BLAME REVISION FOR DISTORTING MY THOUGHTS!!!!!!!
^_^
Gooooooood night people of the world!
Enjoy sex!


*if you wish to know anymore about Hitler's bollock, follow this link! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball